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I wonder either it is me who cannot explain properly or the person who I am going to talk about is an idiot.
You be the judge!
Phone conversation:
Me: Ah, XXX, what you want?
XXX: I want to format my PC jor. got many virus.
Me: Oh, got Install CD ma?
XXX: Got, last time you give me the one lor.
Me: Ok. So, now, put in the CD and restart the computer. Then later when you see press anything to boot from CD. After gimme a call again.
XXX: Sure.
Elapsed time: 30 seconds… XXX called back.
XXX: Cannot Restart la dei!
Me: Why cannot restart?
XXX: There pop up something says “Welcome to Microsoft Windows XP”. So, I click install Windows XP then…
(I stopped him)
Me: Eh, did you hear what I said just now? I say put the CD and restart the PC, not asking you to install.
XXX: So, now installing, then how? (feel like shooting him)
Me: If you want clean install, you need to use my method, using your method will end up having the same virus wandering around.
XXX: Install got clean and no clean de meh? I thought can install means no virus ade? (ARGH!!!!)
Me: Ok, now, I give you 1 option, switch off the PC, unplug everything and send it to the technician, and remember to pay them for reformat.
XXX: Don’t want. Technician so expensive. You free ma. (Ok, I’ll start charging him the next time he ask for help)
Me: So, are you going to listen to me or pay the technician?
XXX: …
Me: Call me back when you’re done.
XXX: …
Elapsed Time: 3 minutes.
XXX: Sudah boot already. so, now how?
Me: Follow the steps lor…
XXX: How?
Me: Er… Click Enter, then click F8 when you see End User Agreement. Then select the Don’t repair.
XXX: Don’t repair then how to install? (Repair… I wonder he knows the meaning of reformat)
Me: Now you repair ade, same also got virus. understand?
XXX: okok. Now how?
Me: Select the drive you want to install Windows XP, mainly C Drive. Then format the partition, using NTFS Quick.
XXX: Done.
Me: Now it’ll copy the files, after that it’ll reboot. So, call me back after finish.
XXX: wokey.
Elapsed Time: 18 minutes.
XXX: Why tak habis-habis format the partition?
Me: ???
XXX: means the format still running, now only 52%.
Me: Which option you choose?
XXX: NTFS lor.
Me: Quick?
XXX: What Quick?
Me: Did you listen what I said earlier? Format partition using NTFS QUICK!
XXX: Oh… Ok Ok… So, I wait lor… (Headache…)
Elapsed Time: 30 minutes.
XXX: Kautim jor…
Me: Ok, so, wait till they install for you.
XXX: No need CD-Key?
Me: No need. I insert already.
XXX: Wah, you pro ah, can insert CD Key for me at work. (WTF! I just slipstream the Key!!!)
Me: Yalor. I very powderful!
XXX: Now how?
Me: Wait lor… Finish already means reformat PC jor.
XXX: Ok Ok.
Elapsed Time: 60 minutes.
XXX: Why everything mm kin sai de?
Me: C!b@i!!! You ask how to format only mar!!!!
XXX: Diu na sing! All my things lost liao!
Me: Good, means your computer is clean now! (hung up the phone)
ZzZzZz…
Reason you’re an idiot: If you dunno how to reformat PC, send to the technician or ask someone to do it for you. Don’t waste my 1 hour time!
ZzZzZz…
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1. I fail in my school exam. and it is just 2 more months before my trial. I wish to get into a good university.
2. I do not have proper Internet connection. I had a fight with my brother. My elder brother is now paying for the Internet, which I am supposed to pay. So, no Internet.
3. I'd made up this decision when I couldn't even answer a very simple question in the exam.
4. Retiring here means, I would be refrain myself from going on-line till after STPM. Which means around 5~6 months from now. After that I will be back.
5. I am sorry. I cannot risk my future.
The above message was posted on behalf of hehehunter. This is just a favor I could do for him.
HeHeHunter will be retiring from blogging and all internet activities. Hopefully that my service to the netizen had been good all the while. If you come by to read this message, do comment me for the last time. Thank you.
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